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every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

non-veritas

every samurai movie ever made (both edo and bakamatsu periods): The bushido code is dying. there no more room left for samurai anymore…

me everytime: :(

rickfuckingdalton

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

bonesawcagematch

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

simon-newman

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

eric-coldfire

Best duo.

huellbabineauxdefensesquad

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breadgunner

I’ve got y’alls new favorite art piece right here.

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phoxxent

According to Google, Samurai were abolished in 1868.

This means that at the same time that cowboys were reaching their end, so too were samurai.

Cowboys and Samurai were separated not by time, only space.

shoudesuka-mechadork

I’ve got something else to add to this: there’s also an extremely specific species of mushroom that can only be found in Texas and Japan. I’m serious.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorioactis

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poiregourmande

i don’t know who needs to read this but remember that fandom is a hobby. it’s supposed to be fun, not an obligation.

you don’t have to post on a schedule, or update wips that don’t inspire you.

you don’t have to fill all the prompts you get.

you don’t have to write long things because you feel like this fic is too short.

remember that we’re all here to have a good time. when you find yourself getting stressed by fandom stuff, just stop, breathe and think. what’s the rush? is the world gonna end if you don’t work on this fic / art / edit / blog today?

and if anyone tries to make you feel bad about taking it easy, they can kiss my appletaters. we are doing this for free, because we love it.

just come here, let’s sit and chill for a bit.

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bering-strait-deactivated202005

being a guy in love with a guy is not always cute or romantic or soft or tender. sometimes it's pushing your boyfriend's face away yelling because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you knowing this because he's a himbo with no sense of self preservation

bering-strait-deactivated202005

update: he got bronchitis! you'll never guess how

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just-shower-thoughts

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

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copperbadge

“They live so long…but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives.” 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them”

porygons

My heart wtf

aenramsden

Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.

fireandshellamari

POV Fantasy slice of life book when?

katzedecimal

“Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn’t touch her and yet I love her still.”

crazypenguin159

“For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end.”

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thanakite

I wonder if Ozai heard that the Avatar was back and was just like, Shit! Now there’s potential for my son to complete that impossible task I assigned him

professorsparklepants

Zuko literally is that idiot in a fairy tale who doesn’t realize the task he’s been handed is supposed to be impossible, so he just goes out and fucking does it.

deliciouskookaburrabouquet

Saving this for later

deliciouskookaburrabouquet

Okay, I’m back.

I love this, but I have to add… Zuko is not that idiot in a fairytale who doesn’t realise capturing the Avatar is supposed to be impossible.

The second Ozai gives the order and the banishment is official, everyone knows. Nobody has seen the Avatar in a hundred years. Either he’s dead, or he’s an old master that a fourteen year old punk could never hope to beat.

Iroh knows. That’s why he keeps trying to distract Zuko with his little diversions. The crew knows. And they are wondering who exactly they pissed off to get this assignment?

And Zuko knows. Of course he knows. How could he not? But he doesn’t let himself believe it. He lies to himself. Every day. He convinces himself that the Avatar is out there and that one day, if Zuko just tries hard enough, he’ll find him. And he’ll bring him to his father.

Because if it really is impossible? Then that means that Zuko’s father never loved him. Then that means that Zuko can never go home. Then that means that maybe Azula was right and Ozai really was going to kill him the night that his grandfather died and his mother disappeared.

And it is so much easier to believe in the impossible than it is to believe that your father is a monster.

korrasera

Not only is this perfect, but it’s almost explicitly validated by the canon. Zuko’s redemption arc has a lot to do with him recognizing that his father was a monster who never had any honor in the first place, while Zuko himself is blessed with an abundance of it.

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kaedien

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

verssupremacy

My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.

puriinsu

When I was in high school my dad woke me up at 4am one morning asking if I wanted to road trip to Canada for authentic maple syrup. We drove 16 hours one way for maple syrup and then 16 hours back the next day to make it in time for Thanksgiving/early Black Friday shopping.

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caffeinewitchcraft

Relationships get so bananas when you start deciphering the other person’s love language.

Like I thought I was just acquaintances with this person because they never told me details about themselves and we just talked movies and writing . But then they made time to have coffee with me and they showed up out of breath because they ran. Like. RAN to be on time for coffee with me?

And I was like “i don’t mind waiting” cause I never want to run

But they said they wanted every minute they could get because I’m so busy usually

Which is when it clicked that I didn’t get how much they considered me a friend because I just straight away didn’t see MY signs of affection in them and went “cool! Casual buds it is.” But now that I’m seeing their signs of affection, I feel a little silly for dismissing them like that even though I felt like we could be best bros.

Anyway, some people show affection through time or intensity or commitment and not vocally. I really have to remember that!

madammuffins

Fyi- just in case you didn’t know.

TOUCH got a bro that likes to give high fives? Back slaps? Are they a hugger? Do they not blink an eye at cuddles?

QUALITY TIME this bro will (as op stated) sprint to spend every minute possible with you. Every second that you guys are together is a declaration of affection.

WORDS does your bro tell you how amazing and great and fantastic and wonderful you are all the time? Guess what…?

GIFTS do they buy you coffee? Snacks, energy drinks, spot you at the restaurant? Did that one key chain removed you of them? Ding ding!

ACTS are they always doing things for you? Ie: Nah bro, I got this, I can do that, need me to get anything for you, I can help with…?

PRO TIP - The way people show love is often how they receive love as well.

gayer-than-you

I reblogged this recently but it got better and ive been thinking and learning a lot abt love languages so

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Bakugou being rough around the edges when interacting with people his age and thinking that receiving help is a form of being looked down upon is the result of societal’s pressures of being a ‘good kid’. Constantly receiving praise warped his mind to think that he should be capable of doing xyz and those that aren’t ‘naturally gifted’ are below others. In this essay I will

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Since Deku vs Kacchan 2 is coming up I couldn’t help myself and went to reread the fight. I have always loved this part in their fight, where Izuku admits that he really wants to win the fight no matter how meaningless it may be.

Yet, I only just realised something: Deku says he should dislike the part of himself that says bad things when running hot with the desire of Victory. And then suddenly he says that Katsuki is his image of Victory.

For me these two have always been disconnected. It seemed random to talk about the part that he dislikes so much and then continue with Katsuki’s stand in his life.

I just realised he is saying that even though he’s supposed to dislike running his mouth, he doesn’t. That’s because Katsuki is the image of Victory he aims for, and Katsuki runs his mouth. What I’m trying to highlight is that he doesn’t dislike that part of himself because of Katsuki. It might even mean that he only runs his mouth when he wants to win because at that moment, what he aims to be and surpass is Katsuki Bakugou.

Katsuki’s influence on Izuku goes way beyond just copying his strategy, Izuku is copying his characteristics as well. He accepts his bad threats because they are treats that are like Katsuki’s, whom Izuku obviously holds in very high regards.

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Well hi again let’s talk about the two monsters known as Fujoshis and Fudanshis. Now what is a Fudanshi? This may be a new word for everyone. 

The definition for a Fudanshi is a boy who enjoys yaoi and it literally translates to “rotten boy”; and is the male version of fujoshi. This is paraphrased from Urban dictionary. 

Why are these communities both bad and why do both Fundashi and Fujoshi translate to Rotten Boy and Rotten Girl?

Well to understand let’s take a history lesson on when Yaoi first came to be and we’ll talk about the community in a bit on why they’re bad.

Yaoi is an acronym derived from the Japanese phrase 「ヤマなし、オチなし、意味なし」(yama nashi, ochi nashi, imi nashi) This means meaning “no climax, no resolution, no meaning” since it’s a sexual term. The two people who are credited with coining the term are Yasuko Sakata (manga artist) and Akiko Hatsu (also a manga artist). For there dōjinshi, Sakata’s Loveri, was amongst the very first to be described as yaoi. 

What Yaoi used to mean was a sexual dōjinshi about two boys; but people now are using Yaoi as a means to sexualize any boys who are in a romantic relationship. Which is making it harder for people to accept someone being gay.

Fudanshis and Fujoshis are slowly ruining the gay community by sexualizing being gay. Not only that they’re harrasing young artists about shipping a guy with a girl even though a show never explicitly calls a character gay.

An example of this is from the video game series known as Danganronpa. There’s an extremely popular gay ship know as Komahina aka Nagito Komaede and Hajime Hinata. Neither characters are confirmed lovers and neither characters are confirmed as strictly gay.

If you dare ship the character Komaede with a girl you’re called homophobic. If you don’t even ship KomaHina you’re homophobic. Fujoshis and Fundashis have made people extremely worried that they are homophobic for not liking what they like or shipping a girl and boy together even though neither one have a confirmed sexuality.

Even if it’s implied the character likes the same sex in a romantic fashion it doesn’t mean that character can’t be bisexual or pansexual as it’s not confirmed. Now if it was confirmed the character was a specific sexuality be calm and debate about it. Don’t you ever tell someone to kill themselves or they’re a homophobe over that. For people who do that have not repect.

This is the end of my little rant. This all also applies to people who sexualize two girls loving each other. Don’t do that.

okbutts

oh ok so gay people aren’t allowed to ship gay characters now

because being gay is fine as long as they’re not all icky and ~sexual about it

hmmmm where have i heard that before

overwatch-against-nasties

That is not what I wrote at all. I was talking about fetishsizing gay relationships. A Fundashi and a Fujoshi fetishsize being gay.

Honey, people can ship two people who are the same sex. I’m saying not to use Yaoi and Yuri to classify two people being romantic because funfact Yaoi and Yuri are classified as porn.

I love seeing pride and representation for sexualities. Just don’t make it your fetish. Read the post before trying to call me homophobic without proof.

captainfujoshit

“funfact Yaoi and Yuri are classified as porn.“ nope. Using outdated and incorrect language doesn’t change that. “Yaoi” isn’t even used in actual fujo circles in Japan much. It’s called BL (”Boys Love”—love).

Here are some recent “yaoi (read: BL) manga for ya

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That doesn’t mean BL doesn’t contain sex, because infantilizing gay men and pretending they only do uwu #pure things is childish. That also doesn’t mean that there aren’t problematic BL, because everything thas problematic elements.  

BL is a genre, which means while there are common tropes there is still variety.. Now that that is out of the way, can you stop pretending your grievance at not being “”“allowed”“” to ship an m/f ship means hordes of fujos are coming for your head? Ship what you want and stop inaccurately protraying  a whole group of people negatively to justify your hard feelings. 

rottenboysclub

BL isn’t even a genre so much as it is a marketing group.

In Japan manga that focuses on mxm relationships is generally broken into two main groups - BL and geicomi - in order for the various comics to be more marketable.

Geicomi is what is often mistakenly called “bara” by westerners. This is usually with more muscular men, lots of hardcore sex, bdsm, abuse and little to no story, and is marketed to middle-aged adult gay men as erotica. There’s very little censoring of sex apart from maybe a small bar across the genitals to comply with Japanese obscenity laws.

BL is what is mistakenly called “yaoi” by westerners. This is usually with guys that tend to fall more in line with traditional east-asian beauty standards (bishounen and ikemen). If there is sex (and there very often isn’t), it will be more softcore and will be part of a story. Oftentimes the genitals arent drawn at all. There’s usually more romance and an actual plot. This is usually marketed to a younger audience - late teenage and young adult women. Why women? Because romance as a genre is very much seen as a ‘girl’s thing’ in Japan, so regardless of if you have a m/f, f/f or m/m couple, if there’s a lot of focus on the romantic aspects of the couple rather than the sex, then it will be seen as “for women”. However, while BL is mainly marketed toward women due to the expectation that romance is a “girl’s thing”, depending on the series in question, up to half of all BL readers are male.

There are some crossover groups nowadays, and the two markets are converging more and more, but it’s still quite binary like this.

In Japan, “Yaoi” originally refers to a specific subset of anime parody doujinshi that satirizes the “no homo” male-male bonding of earlier (usually) shounen series by portraying it as romantic or sexual. (x) “Yaoi” referring to solely to R-18 pwp mxm interactions is a western fandom thing and is a misnomer.

It’s interesting that you mention Yasuko Sakata and Akiko Hatsu, as they were both women that were part of the post year 24 group. Now, the Year 24 group was a group of women mangaka in the 60s and 70s who pioneered what later became known as yuri and BL. Originally, their work was just labeled as “shoujo manga” (meaning girl comics), and they revolutionalized the genre by addressing LGBT+ gender and sexuality issues at a time when homosexuality was only just starting to be decriminalized in much of the world. The creator of one of the first yuri shoujo manga was a woman named Ryoko Yamagishi.

Year 24 refers to their birth year (1949/showa 24), so the post Year 24 group were women who were part of this revolutionary group but born after 1949.

With regard to the coining of the term “yaoi” - the original phrase 「ヤマなし、オチなし、意味なし」refers not to sex, specifically, but to something that was plotless or pointless, and was originally spoken by Osamu Tezuka to refer to poor quality manga. This definition of yaoi (meaning plotless, and referring to her manga as a form of self-deprecation) is confirmed by Hatsu Akiko herself, and that yaoi itself refers to stuff intended to be a satirization or parody. (x) This idea of her comic being “plotless” was in comparison with her own more serious comics, and in comparison with the other members of the Year 24 group who wrote mainly Bildungsroman genre fiction in their shounen-ai/tanbi comics that generally requires a background in literature, culture and history to be able to understand, and thus were very plot-heavy.

Fujoshi means you’re a woman that’s a fan of any kind of mlm fiction, which can include, but isn’t limited to, yaoi doujinshi, professionally published BL, geicomi, slash, original novels, and even just if you ship two male characters from a piece of media who aren’t together canonically. Having it translated literally as “rotten woman” is what I would consider a mistranslation, as the english word “rotten” has some implications that do not exist in Japanese. Fujoshi is a pun on the word “婦女子” (also read ‘fujoshi’) - which means “grown/respectable women” - where the “fu” character for “wife” is replaced with the “fu” character for “fermented/ruined/decay”. It was originally coined by cis straight men as a misogynistic insult, on 2channel, to deride any woman that created/liked slash, mxm pairings or even just solo gay characters, and had to be reclaimed, as it implied that women who had any mxm pairings were ruined for life/unmarriable and brought decay and ‘destroyed’ the canon material of ‘their’ (male-marketed) series. This is why it uses the ‘fu’ character for ruin/decay that replaces the ‘fu’ character for ‘wife’ in fujoshi (fujoshi using the wife character means a respectable woman, fujoshi is a homophonous pun). It was a way to drive out mxm slash creators out of what they deemed ‘their’ turf (male-marketed media) by shaming women.

Fujoshi has, thankfully, long been reclaimed, and is used across multiple eastern fandoms as the word for a female fan of mxm media. It was translated into English by Japanese speakers specifically for the purpose of giving slash fans from other cultures words to describe themselves, and was never intended to be used as an insult again.

Fun fact! :The original term for fujoshi was “yurizoku” (lily tribe), which came from a gay men’s magazine column (“yurizoku no heya” / “Lily Tribe’s room”) in the 70s/80s and referred to their female readers. (originally published in the November 1976 edition of “Barazoku”) Because so many of these female readers were lesbian or bisexual, the shortened term “yuri” eventually came to mean fxf relationships in manga and novels.

Fudanshi means you’re a man that’s a fan of mlm fiction and/or mlm ships (though because geicomi is marketed to men and expected to appeal to mlm, it generally doesn’t count unless it’s a crossover-type manga as mentioned above).

I hope that I addressed everything there.

cameoamalthea

@overwatch-against-nasties

“A Fundashi fetishsize being gay.”

Setting aside the fact that not all BL (sometimes called yaoi in the West where yaoi is used as an umbrella term for m/m romance) is porn - gay and bi men, I.E. men who are sexually attracted to men, are allowed to like porn about men.

Gay men liking gay porn aren’t “fetishizing” being gay.

Oh no, gay men enjoy gay porn! They’re fetishing being gay!

Um…maybe they just like men and want to see men fuck because they find men sexuallly attractive because they’re gay!

“Sexualizing being gay”

Being gay is a sexuality…

who-gives-a-ship

Great and very detailed response from @rottenboysclub . I hope op reads this is understands why they’re wrong. They sound just like homophobic slash haters from days of fandom gone by and that’s probably not their intention. People are allowed to enjoy porn. If you’re going to argue that it’s somehow fetishizing, you’ll need to define what that actually means first and how it’s different than whatever harmless shipping you like.

Also, I’d really like to know what manga @captainfujoshit posted images of. They look adorable!

rottenboysclub

Hitotsu Yane by Hanko Kagurazaka

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Hoppe ni Himawari by Ori Mita

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Mythbusters: Deku and Kacchan Edition

osakakitty

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I’ve been noticing a lot of negativity surrounding a certain group of people as of late. These people are trying to have fun, trying to mind their own business, but it seems like the sentient foghorns of the internet can’t help but blare endless, hurtful messages in their ears.

While I know I can’t tell every single disrespectful person on the internet to calm down and think about how angry they’re getting over fan interpretations of comic book characters, I can offer up my own two cents on the matter that has caused quite a bit of contention as of late.

And so, we once again return to this question… A question that has plagued us for far too long… Is Izuku Midoriya and Katsuki Bakugo’s relationship abusive?

No.

The answer is no.

It’s not framed as such in the story, it’s clear Kōhei Horikoshi never intended it to come off that way, and both the reactions and interactions characters have with one another doesn’t provide any evidence otherwise. At worst, it’s fractured or ill-adjusted, but not necessarily abusive.

But those words alone aren’t enough for some people. So let’s dig deeper.

Much deeper.

Of note: If you have never read any other posts I’ve written on My Hero before, then you should know before reading this one that due to personal reasons for supporting the industry, and because I am an adult with disposable income, I do not read manga online. This means that this post will only cover up to Volume 11, as that is what is available to me at the time of writing this.

This also means there will be spoilers for events that will occur in Season 3 (for all of you anime only peeps).

There’s honestly so much to unpack in regards to the relationship between these two characters that if you think I might have missed something, I apologize, but I probably couldn’t fit it in, or I am planning on talking about it later in the future.

The main purpose of this post is to examine 10 argumentative points that often get brought up in regards to Midoriya and Bakugo’s relationship, and either explain why they work within the story Horikoshi-sensei has crafted, or debunk them completely.

Fair warning: this post is a long one, so I suggest you get comfortable. Maybe grab a snack.

Are you ready? Let’s get bustin’.

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出典: osakakitty
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